Charlie Sheen? Who Cares?
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Charlie Sheen? Who Cares?
I'm so sick of hearing about Charlie Sheen. Another person who's got a name and thinks he's king over everything. I got news for him. He's nothing. If we ignore him maybe he'll go away.
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Oh, come on. How can you be so humbug? So ungrateful?
He's the train wreck that keeps on giving.
(Pardon the plagiarism, but I think I used that line for Sarah Palin on these boards a few months back. But it just fits so well for Charlie, doesn't it? LOL)
He's the train wreck that keeps on giving.
(Pardon the plagiarism, but I think I used that line for Sarah Palin on these boards a few months back. But it just fits so well for Charlie, doesn't it? LOL)
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And he wants custody of the kids (he has probably screwed them up prety badly - but geez - where would they fit into his life with two girl friends!)
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Some "news site" posted a recipe for a cocktail named after him, which I viewed with great curiosity; it turned out to be two-and-a-half boring measures of diet Coke and some moonshine. Over ice. *Yawn*
A long time ago, on a website far far away, we invented cocktails for some of Jason Isaacs' characters. This was my offering for a Blue-eyed Colonel:
Some Bloody Mary mix, a little smoke flavouring, some...Kentucky bourbon? (do they make Ohio bourbon??), and a half-pint of Cain's Formidable Ale (they brew it in Liverpool! and hasn't it got the perfect name?) with a dash of bitters. To be served with a sidecar of Blue Curacao (for the eyes) and Irish Mist (made with honey)--but they musn't be seen together!!
and from Gillian:
Irish Crime Boss - aka Irish Car Bomb
1/2 pint Guinness
1 oz Jamison
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream
Pour Guiness into a pint glass. Float Baileys on top of Jamison in shot glass. Drop shot glass, carefully, into Guiness. Drink quickly before it curdles. Follow up with the Last Rites.
Sequined Sensation OR Flaming Green Fairy (in honour of Chaz/Cherry)
Gingerly pour layers into shooter glass -- Goldschlager (has these wonderful bits of real gold leaf floating in it), blue curacao, creme de menthe, absinthe -- IGNITE!! Burn baby, burn!! (Warning - untested recipe. Try at own risk!)
This one was in honour of his character from Hotel:
The Bewildered Aussie
Moisten the rim of a glass with a lime segment. Press moistened rim into saucer of PCP to coat. Bite off rim. Chew. Spit out shards of glass.
Close eyes. Reach into refrigerator produce bin. Extricate handful of matter. Place into blender with 1/2 bottle tequila, splash of Drano, and squirt of lighter fluid. Blend at medium speed until ingredients combined.
Strain into remains of glass through underpants belonging to some woman you've never met.
Discard out window.
Warning: this will leave you disoriented and nauseated. Do not operate heavy machinery under its influence, particularly MOVIE CAMERAS.
Surely we can do better than the original for Charlie Sheen??
A long time ago, on a website far far away, we invented cocktails for some of Jason Isaacs' characters. This was my offering for a Blue-eyed Colonel:
Some Bloody Mary mix, a little smoke flavouring, some...Kentucky bourbon? (do they make Ohio bourbon??), and a half-pint of Cain's Formidable Ale (they brew it in Liverpool! and hasn't it got the perfect name?) with a dash of bitters. To be served with a sidecar of Blue Curacao (for the eyes) and Irish Mist (made with honey)--but they musn't be seen together!!
and from Gillian:
Irish Crime Boss - aka Irish Car Bomb
1/2 pint Guinness
1 oz Jamison
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream
Pour Guiness into a pint glass. Float Baileys on top of Jamison in shot glass. Drop shot glass, carefully, into Guiness. Drink quickly before it curdles. Follow up with the Last Rites.
Sequined Sensation OR Flaming Green Fairy (in honour of Chaz/Cherry)
Gingerly pour layers into shooter glass -- Goldschlager (has these wonderful bits of real gold leaf floating in it), blue curacao, creme de menthe, absinthe -- IGNITE!! Burn baby, burn!! (Warning - untested recipe. Try at own risk!)
This one was in honour of his character from Hotel:
The Bewildered Aussie
Moisten the rim of a glass with a lime segment. Press moistened rim into saucer of PCP to coat. Bite off rim. Chew. Spit out shards of glass.
Close eyes. Reach into refrigerator produce bin. Extricate handful of matter. Place into blender with 1/2 bottle tequila, splash of Drano, and squirt of lighter fluid. Blend at medium speed until ingredients combined.
Strain into remains of glass through underpants belonging to some woman you've never met.
Discard out window.
Warning: this will leave you disoriented and nauseated. Do not operate heavy machinery under its influence, particularly MOVIE CAMERAS.
Surely we can do better than the original for Charlie Sheen??
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with two girl friends
Who look like twins. One of whom is/was a porn star, the other the former nanny. Can't think of better role models. The man needs some serious head shrinking . . . all definitions of it.
Who look like twins. One of whom is/was a porn star, the other the former nanny. Can't think of better role models. The man needs some serious head shrinking . . . all definitions of it.
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A friend posted this on another board.
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thanx fruitbat that was hysterical
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Anyone want to play a game?
It's time to play "Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?"
It's scary how badly I did.
It's time to play "Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?"
It's scary how badly I did.
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I got 6 right out of 15. Not too bad since I guessed on all of them.
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I guessed 9 correctly. You can pick up a pattern: if it's crazy, it's Sheen; if it's really crazy, it's Qaddafy; if it's insane, it's Beck.
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Charlie Sheen now on twitter to make money...really?? LOL
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/04/the ... ter-money/
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/03/04/the ... ter-money/
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It doesn't matter who you choose, you're always correct. They share one brain.a.p.k. wrote:Anyone want to play a game?
It's time to play "Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?"
It's scary how badly I did.
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Charlie Sheen now on twitter to make money...really??
Well, now that he's not pulling in $2 million/episode, he has to make money someway. He has to support his addictions, the Goddesses, the lawyers, . . .
Well, now that he's not pulling in $2 million/episode, he has to make money someway. He has to support his addictions, the Goddesses, the lawyers, . . .
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I'm sure there is nothing left of his $2 million per episode. He's probably drank it all or it's gone up his nose.
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Some doctor(?) on one of the talk shows said that his behavior and ranting is the beginning of the end. That we are seeing him in his final days. The man said that Sheen's body can't take 7 grams of coke for very much longer. It'll just give out.
I feel sorry for his father Martin and his mother, and his children, when they're old enough to realize that his drugs and his boozing and his women were more important to him than his family.
I feel sorry for his father Martin and his mother, and his children, when they're old enough to realize that his drugs and his boozing and his women were more important to him than his family.